• friend: you should've come with us!
  • me: an invitation might have helped
  • friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
  • me: but I showered for you
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speedofdarkness:

cardinaldanger:

hylianrudolf:

chamctc:

shortshit:

melissamend:

nigglex:

-ihopeyourehappy:

obdormio:

Press PLAY.

INSTANT REBLOG

INSTANT REBLOG.

INSTANT REBLOG.

INSTANT REBLOG.

If you don’t reblog…

I just smiled instantly. First note. Smiled.

All my feelings. ALL OF THEM.

i think our entire generation gets chills when they hear this

(via kinda-riddikulus)

ArtistHarry Potter
TitleHarry Potter Theme Song
AlbumHarry Potter Soundtrack

(via saltymist)

  • how my mother works
  • me: mom i got all A's
  • mom:
  • me: mom i cleaned the whole house
  • mom:
  • me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
  • mom:
  • mom: is this your cup on the table?
  • me: yes
  • mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

When the verdict doesn’t go someone’s way in a court case

And suddenly everyone becomes justice experts.

It’s not your fucking job to talk about our “flawed system” and whatever else.

Everyone needs to move on with their lives, harsh as it sounds.

I’m going to say this.

I’m going to say this.

(via theresalwayssomethingtolivefor)

narwhalmeg:

acklesexual:

shewontmakeasound:

takecareincoleworld:

scottzzzz:

every single person on tumblr should reblog this.

All the words I wish I would have said ….
This^^^^

It also has gay porn.

it also has gay porn

narwhalmeg:

acklesexual:

shewontmakeasound:

takecareincoleworld:

scottzzzz:

every single person on tumblr should reblog this.

All the words I wish I would have said ….

This^^^^

It also has gay porn.

it also has gay porn

(via stronger-than-i-was)

st4rrynight:

vodkacupcakes:

Exactly


thisomfgthis

st4rrynight:

vodkacupcakes:

Exactly

this
omfg
this

(via j0hhnn)

  • Parents: Why are you always staying inside?
  • Me: - goes out-
  • Parents: Why are you always out?
  • Me: Should I stay in the middle of the door so that way you won't have to complain no more if I go out or if I stay in...